Michael Eisner bought the Topps trading card company back in 2007 with plans to adapt some of their card series into films and he has finally found his first project. May God have mercy on our souls… Yes, Mr Eisner’s The Tormante … Continue reading

There Is Going To Be Another ‘Garbage Pail Kids’ Movie

Michael Eisner bought the Topps trading card company back in 2007 with plans to adapt some of their card series into films and he has finally found his first project.

May God have mercy on our souls…

Yes, Mr Eisner’s The Tormante Company is going pay for, develop and produce a feature film based on The Garbage Pail Kids trading cards.

Most of my preteen growing up was done during the 80s, so I’m more than a little familiar with this line. My school was one of the many to ban the cards, but that only made us want them more. Some of the plots my friends hatched to get the cards in and out of school would have made Danny Ocean proud.

The Garbage Pail Kids was originally conceived as a parody of the popular Cabbage Patch Kids line of toys and featured such characters as:

 

 

And those are some of the more tasteful characters.

The film will be directed by PES. Michael Vukadinovich is writing the script based on an idea he conceived with PES.

This is one remake I can get behind. The original film never captured the layered Dickensian pathos of the card series. Here’s the trailer for the 1987 Garbage Pail Kids movie starring Mackenzie Astin.

 

SOURCE: Deadline New York

  • BLITZKREG

    You have to be fucking kidding me !!!

  • A_Wise_Man

    They need to go back to the garbage pail.

  • BLITZKREG

    You know, I hate when Hoolywood waste money on GARBAGE and countless remakes. FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD…you ain’t getting my hard earned cash. Make some proper fucking movies and prehaps the people will come !