After being a partyboy for the last five days, tonight was the night I was going to stay in and catch up on my sleep. I was going to go to bed super early like a middle schooler until a … Continue reading →

New ‘G.I. Joe Retaliation’ Trailer! Verdict: IT’S HOT!

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After being a partyboy for the last five days, tonight was the night I was going to stay in and catch up on my sleep. I was going to go to bed super early like a middle schooler until a fun loving red head publicist from Paramount tweets that a new trailer for G.I. Joe Retaliation was going to drop at midnight. I was begging that it please be east coast time, but it didn’t work out like that. Wishful thinking. So now that it’s 3am in NYC, the trailer has just dropped, I stood up late listening to house music as I waited, and the question is – was the trailer worth staying up for?

Answer: HELL YES! OH GOD HELL YES!!!

G.I. Joe is going to have one hell of a 30th birthday party! Peep the trailer below and good night folks! Mayimbe out!


 

  • AICN_Douche

    F*CK YA!!!
    That’s a MAN Movie…
    Yo Joe!!!

    Now off to bed I go…
    Zzzz…
    Oh wait, forgot, I’ve got…
    Insomnia. :(

  • Jesus_Slade

    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
    My balls just swelled to melons!!
    Finally someone has taken an action flick,
    And injected some A-Grade steroids!
    AWESOME!!!

  • Grey_Pilgrim

    Looks F’in great!

  • A_Wise_Man

    The Rock = win

  • UmfromBrooklyn

    Yesss my childhood is shown respect! Now i want a just as wicked thundercats movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1067600290 Lazarus St Jones

    I wonder why The Rock wasn’t cast as Conan in that disaster riddled remake. This shit look scorching

  • http://www.facebook.com/marcus.d.fiasco Marcus D. Ellison

    I’m so ready for this

  • Eric janke

    YAAA BABYYY!!!! Awesome!!! Im suddenly craving a box of thin mints and chuckalucks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marcus.d.fiasco Marcus D. Ellison

     Momoa was a solid Conan and definitely had the physicality down. I blame the movie’s failure on the director

  • http://twitter.com/thepozr Preston

    Agreed, looks pretty sweet.

    Also, I’ve found masturbation cures Insomnia.

  • AICN_Douche

    Totally.
    The Joe we’ve been waiting for lives?

    I’m trying that cure tonight…!!!
    Though, my wife will probablably take offense. ;)
    Oh well, she can help.

  • AICN_Douche

    I’m down with both of your thoughts on Conan.
    Momoa was solid… The director brought a Kevin Sorbo & sorta Kull vibe, nuff said.

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